here's how it is...it's like this, see....
i have this "boat". this really great boat. but i never use it!!! i could be zipping around, taking people for rides in my boat, seeing the sights, having a smashing good time. but instead, it sits there, in my garage, collecting dust.
and then i have this friend. and she ain't got no boat. she really wants a boat so she can see the world, but tough luck and too bad for her. some people gots boats, some people don't.
so, since i'm not using my boat, i should just give it to her, yeah? and then she can use it. because it's not being used, and what a waste. a waste of a good boat.
posted by me @ 12:01 a.m.
7 Comments:
that makes no sense at all, you weirdo. are you on crack?
someone has impersonated me and has written about my boat. now, you see, my boat is pretty run down. i would call it a cute boat. but cute isn't enough for the passengers you want to come aboard. i've been doing research, and apparently boats on fire are the way to go. it works better with the water that way.
this is why my business is going under. cute boats are soft, they soak up water and sink.
i already told you that the boat is SOAKED in water! it will never catch fire. i'm also drowning with it. SO THERE!
no...it's naturally wet from being in the water. the problem, as i've already stated, is that it's SOAKING the water, coz the boat is fluffy and soft and cute (you know, like a stuffed boat?).
another point...you don't see anyone trying to stop me, now do you? i mean, from supposedly soaking my own boat. this means that my boat ain't worth saving.
yes, they know i'm soaking it. they just ain't doin' nuthin'.
well, i know, it being my boat and all, that it IS inherently "soakable". i once tried lighting it afire when the sun dried a spot. but there was light, and no one saw it, and then the water got to the fire.
i lit it in the dark coz a cold wind dried a spot, but there was no one there to see it and no one noticed the little spark. :(
and then the water got to it and the flame died.
so i'm afraid the boat's goin' down.
and i'm taking a shower. again, i'm soaking it. uh, yeah, i take my boat into the shower. ya know, like a rubber ducky.
i thought the boat was in your garage. is there a lake in your garage or something? where's all this soakifying water coming from?
uh...don't know where you'd get the idea that the boat is in my garage.
anyway, there's no lake where i keep it. everytime I take the boat out it usually starts to sink, that's all.
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